Kirakira precure a la mode 12

I probably shouldn't even bother to write this, since you dumbasses are going to download and flag this as a trollpost without reading it anyway, but this is not a serious translation. It's intentionally bad for comedic sake (though I can't vouch for how funny it really is.) Anyway, if any of you like these, get them while you can, as they'll probably be removed within 24 hours.